1. The Lemonheads are playing in Portland tonight.
2. They are performing the album “It’s A Shame About Ray” in it’s entirety.
3. Your host, Fort Saint Davids, will be there.
4. 1 Lucky Miltonian can join. In the comments section, conveniently located below, please explain the significance of said album to you, our reader and our friend, and the best one — only the best! — gets the ticket. In five years of online publication history, this is our first contest. Best of luck to you.