The Daily Miltonian Invites You To Invite Fort Saint Davids To The Following:

The Oregon Coast.  Get in your car, and drive to FSD’s house in North Portland.  There’s FSD, waiting on the porch, for you.  Drive to the coast.  Listen to music loud, roll down the windows, pass around a container of lemonade, and when you arrive, take your shoes off.  Walk in the sand.  Dip your toe in the water.  Damn that’s cold.

Midnight in Paris. The new movie by FSD’s all-time favorite director, in his all-time favorite fantasy setting: Paris.  It’d be a good idea to call up FSD and say “Let’s go to the movies.”

Ground Kontrol: I mean, duh.  What a smart idea.  FSD has a cup full of quarters on his kitchen counter.  High score.

Mount Hood: On a day like today, it’s not super sunny out.  But if you drove FSD up to the mountain, you’d find that things were indeed much sunnier.

Other suggestions: Super 8, X-Men: First Class, Kelly Point Park, Forest Park, Peninsula Park, Laurelhurst Park, Pizza Scholls, Biwa (for udon or ramen!), Kenny’s Noodle House, Frank’s Noodle House, Tom McCall Waterfront Park, Powell’s Books, Sizzle Pie, Tito’s Burritos, Cloud Cap Games, Oaks Bottom Wildlife Refuge, Jewell Meadows Wildlife Area, or a comic book store.  Thank you in advance for your support of FSD.

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