Welcome back. Another year, another post, and you know what? I can’t believe it either. The Miltonian remains.
Does 2009 even need the Daily Miltonian? An unreliable blog born well over two years ago with nary a format change or even a facelift. Is it a creaking old machine yet? Or one of those ‘comfort’ sites, a place where you know you can click and get the same results every time, year in, year out (see: McSweeney’s.)?
We never know what you want here, so we just give you what we got. Today? Here’s your Saturday Morning Cartoons. Enjoy with sugary cereal and fuck it crack open a soda too. Our vote? Vanilla Coke.
Happy New Year, reader. Another year, another post. Onward.