This is the part where we’re supposed to say something about Italian Spiderman, but words seem pretty useless right about now. The Internet, for the most part, fails: even our generally trustworthy know-it-all neighbors over at Wikipedia had no idea what we were talking about. We figured we’d put a picture up in lieu of words (as we said, they fail), but Google Image Search has apparently never even heard of Italian Spiderman. It’s a strange day when the Internet can’t tell you about what you just found on the Internet, and since we’re your Favorite Internet Location we’ll be the first to apologize for being Seriously Puzzled. But what the hell, go ahead, faithful Miltonian, click the above Youtube video. Oh yeah, that’s right: Italian Spiderman.