We Say It’s Our Birthday, Well It’s Your Birthday Too

Gather round, kids, because there’s a party going on right now. That’s right, your venerable old Daily Miltonian just turned one. Technically two, since when a baby has its first birthday they say it’s two years old. Technically it’s one, which means technically we’re all a year younger than our driver’s licenses say we are. That’s right, we just got older, and you just got younger! Now if that’s not a reason to celebrate (read: go fucking crazy baby), than we don’t know what is.

Pop goes the cork, we’re gonna get loose up in this piece. And once we get loose, we’re gonna stay loose. Ride starts here, everyone with a ticket climb on aboard.

It’s on.

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2 thoughts on “We Say It’s Our Birthday, Well It’s Your Birthday Too

  1. Nobody says a baby is two years old when he/she/it turns one. They say the baby’s one year old.

    You’re thinking of the year of our Lord Jesus, is what YOU’RE thinking, bucky.

    Thanks–The Editor.

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