Last night, Fort Saint Davids went on a date. Was it a nice time? It was. Did she laught at Fort Saint Davids jokes? Luckily, yes. But what did you eat, Fort Saint Davids? Ah, well here’s the thing: we ate octopus.
Is that good date food?
It kinda is, to tell the truth. I don’t know why.
Did Father Gibbs tell you do do this?
Order the octopus.
Here at Fort Saint Davids, we do not reveal our sources.
END OF INTERVIEW!